The Elephant in the Room: I’m just going to say it: every time I hear the story of Adam and Eve, I think that they were kind of—well, dumb. I confess I’ve pondered that I would have listened to God and not eaten the forbidden fruit. I’m generally a rule-follower, and it wasn’t that hard. And if a giant, talking snake doesn’t scream RED FLAG to hightail it away from a tree, I don’t know what does. Obviously the serpent was lying, and they fell for it. This is all easy to think